wat bout pragnant strippers??
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
The struggles of a small town man whore
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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