I hate all girls vehemently.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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