he wants to bone in the snuggie
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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