don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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