So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
