I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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