He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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