He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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