party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Quick, to the slutcave!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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