She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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