apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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