I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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