I am puke
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
that's an acceptable place to lick
no. you can't hotbox the world.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Randomize
