It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I need to align my fucking chakras
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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