So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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