I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
