This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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