dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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