He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You did what with his pubic hair?
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