Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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