and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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