I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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