I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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