Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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