I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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