we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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