That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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