I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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