We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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