: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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