We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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