Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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