Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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