i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
