if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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