I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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