What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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