break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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