That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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