it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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