when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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