I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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