Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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