why didn't you poke me back
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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