i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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