Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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