Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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