was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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