Can Purell be used as lube?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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