I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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