So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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