There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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