Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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